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The Leopard King LungeMan LONG (6")

The Leopard King LungeMan LONG (6")

12 total reviews

Regular price $100.00 USD
Regular price $100.00 USD Sale price $100.00 USD
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You are a MANimal and it's time that the world knew

Pictured in 4" LungeMan

Sourced from the rarest of leopards in a small village in the Himalayan Foothills (only 150  127 103 of them left!), our leopard LungeMan short will unleash the inner feline inside of you. 

Due to the rare composition of these shorts, there are some disclaimers:

- We suggest for the full effect of these shorts that you maintain intense and constant eye contact with anyone in your field of vision. If they look away, persist. 

- Do not wash the shorts, as your own personal man scent must layer atop the leopard musk for maximum attraction. 

- Warning: Social distancing will be difficult as you will be at peak sexual attraction and that will entice people to rub against you. 

- Make sure to use at least 3 forms of birth control to compensate for increased fertility. 

- You may lose friends by wearing these shorts. They will say it's because you're "making me uncomfortable," or "you need to wash those shorts," but it's pure envy. 


Shorts: 92% Poly, 8% Spandex

Lining: 75% Nylon, 25% Spandex

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Customer Reviews

Based on 12 reviews

Love the shorts. They're very comfortable. My only complaint is they don't have pockets

Bradley Lagore
Love the lungeman long shorts

I have ordered this style before as they are super comfortable, and fit very well. I highly recommend these for a great work out short.

Daniel S
Great quality

Great quality and amazing performance as swim trunks or gym shorts! Love the versatility!