You are a MANimal and it's time that the world knew.
The exotic collection announces to the world that you are an exotic wild beast person. Without uttering a single word, craving eyes will fall upon you wherever you go — because you don't need to be loud when your shorts are.
For legal reasons, we cannot disclose the origin story of our Nuked Orange shorts. Just know they have been quarantined and the Geiger counter no longer goes berserk around them. A little radiation is worth it for this outstanding color!
The #LungeMan short is retro gym short, modernized. It doubles as workout shorts & swim trunks. It's perfect for the beach or going poolside, rocking social media like a boss, or having an epic weekend of making bad decisions. And it's built for fit men who never skip #LegDay (hamstrings sold separately).
FEATURES:
It’s like working out naked, minus the restraining orders.
The quick-drying fabric stays light, even when wet.
4” inseam allows for uninterrupted movement & shows off those #thicc thighs while being just low enough to prevent chaffing.
The breathable, moisture-wicking mesh liner serves as built-in briefs to hold those brains in place.
The 4-way stretch fabric fuses high-quality nylon mixed with a precise blend of spandex to make these the most comfortable shorties you've ever worn.
The thin, low-cut elastic waistband highlights your money-makers without pinching on your belly or love handles.
There’s no silly drawstring to get in the way of your training or weekend festivities.
The hidden back pocket with zipper holds your phone, wallet, pre-workout and/or headphones.
The style is just perfect for me since I now own 7 different colors! One for each mood that motivates my workouts as it comfortably accentuates all of my assets.
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Nicholas Carola
The bomb! I have 4 pair now! I use them for both the gym & the pool - they dry super quick & show off the quad gainz!
The sprinters are so light I can barely tell I'm wearing them when they're on. They fit snug on the calves and leave plenty of room up top. I fold the waste band over once to reduce some of the drop crotch. Overall, super comfortable!