You are a MANimal and it's time that the world knew.
The exotic collection announces to the world that you are an exotic wild beast person. Without uttering a single word, craving eyes will fall upon you wherever you go — because you don't need to be loud when your shorts are.
For legal reasons, we cannot disclose the origin story of our Nuked Orange shorts. Just know they have been quarantined and the Geiger counter no longer goes berserk around them. A little radiation is worth it for this outstanding color!
Why the LungeMan short?
The #LungeMan short is retro gym short, modernized. It doubles as workout shorts & swim trunks. It's perfect for the beach or going poolside, rocking social media like a boss, or having an epic weekend of making bad decisions. And it's built for fit men who never skip #LegDay (hamstrings sold separately).
- It’s like working out naked, minus the restraining orders.
- The quick-drying fabric stays light, even when wet.
- 4” inseam allows for uninterrupted movement & shows off those #thicc thighs while being just low enough to prevent chaffing.
- The breathable, moisture-wicking mesh liner serves as built-in briefs to hold those brains in place.
- The 4-way stretch fabric fuses high-quality nylon mixed with a precise blend of spandex to make these the most comfortable shorties you've ever worn.
- The thin, low-cut elastic waistband highlights your money-makers without pinching on your belly or love handles.
- There’s no silly drawstring to get in the way of your training or weekend festivities.
- The hidden back pocket with zipper holds your phone, wallet, pre-workout and/or headphones.
- Made in Los Angeles!
Shorts: 82% Nylon, 18% Spandex
Moisture-Wicking Liner: 90% Poly, 10% Spandex
It took me so long to find a pair of shorts like this. Love the length, feel, and color. Worth the price!
This is my second pair of the HOT GYM SLUT short lungemans.. and I love them as expected. Grey is easy to go with everything and the fit was instantly perfect. That’s not common these days, unknowing how things will really fit after their washed and dried.
FUNNY how I just got to see some paparazzi pics of Milo Ventimiglia flashing some really SHORT shorts. Ya’ll are ahead of the curve. SHORT SHORTS are IT!
Also, exchanging my previous purchase was so easy breezy. I’ve recently had a nightmare situation w really bad customer service with a different company online and soooo glad this was super fast, easy, and not stressful. Grazi ya’ll are the best!
Ok... I was slightly apprehensive about the feel and cut of these shorts, but wow was I impressed when I got them and got to be the next HOT slut at the gym. LOL They fit insanely well and give you all the right flexibility in the gym or out for a run. I wear them around the house, out of the house, and plan on wearing them to the beach/pool this summer. You will NOT be disappointed, I'm 5'7 and athletic, so the small size fits perfect - shorter shorts just works better for my proportion. I'm sure the medium would be a safe size but I like the snugger fit.