You are a MANimal and it's time that the world knew.
Sourced from the rarest of leopards in a small village in the Himalayan Foothills (only 150 127 103 of them left!), our leopard LungeMan short will unleash the inner feline inside of you.
Due to the rare composition of these shorts, there are some disclaimers:
- We suggest for the full effect of these shorts that you maintain intense and constant eye contact with anyone in your field of vision. If they look away, persist.
- Do not wash the shorts, as your own personal man scent must layer atop the leopard musk for maximum attraction.
- Warning: Social distancing will be difficult as you will be at peak sexual attraction and that will entice people to rub against you.
- Make sure to use at least 3 forms of birth control to compensate for increased fertility.
- You may lose friends by wearing these shorts. They will say it's because you're "making me uncomfortable," or "you need to wash those shorts," but it's pure envy.
The style is just perfect for me since I now own 7 different colors! One for each mood that motivates my workouts as it comfortably accentuates all of my assets.
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Nicholas Carola
The bomb! I have 4 pair now! I use them for both the gym & the pool - they dry super quick & show off the quad gainz!
The sprinters are so light I can barely tell I'm wearing them when they're on. They fit snug on the calves and leave plenty of room up top. I fold the waste band over once to reduce some of the drop crotch. Overall, super comfortable!
