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The Leopard King LungeMan
The Leopard King LungeMan
The Leopard King LungeMan
The Leopard King LungeMan
The Leopard King LungeMan
The Leopard King LungeMan

The Leopard King LungeMan

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You are a MANimal and it's time that the world knew. 

Sourced from the rarest of leopards in a small village in the Himalayan Foothills (only 150 127 of them left!), our leopard LungeMan short will unleash the inner feline inside of you. 

Due to the rare composition of these shorts, there are some disclaimers:

- We suggest for the full effect of these shorts that you maintain intense and constant eye contact with anyone in your field of vision. If they look away, persist. 

- Do not wash the shorts, as your own personal man scent must layer atop the leopard musk for maximum attraction. 

- Warning: Social distancing will be difficult as you will be at peak sexual attraction and that will entice people to rub against you. 

- Make sure to use at least 3 forms of birth control to compensate for increased fertility. 

- You may lose friends by wearing these shorts. They will say it's because you're "making me uncomfortable," or "you need to wash those shorts," but it's pure envy. 

Fabric: 

Shorts: 92% Poly, 8% Spandex

Lining: 75% Nylon, 25% Spandex

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S.H.
Finally!

It took me so long to find a pair of shorts like this. Love the length, feel, and color. Worth the price!

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D.A.
EXCELLENT service! EXXXCELENT SHORTS!

This is my second pair of the HOT GYM SLUT short lungemans.. and I love them as expected. Grey is easy to go with everything and the fit was instantly perfect. That’s not common these days, unknowing how things will really fit after their washed and dried.

FUNNY how I just got to see some paparazzi pics of Milo Ventimiglia flashing some really SHORT shorts. Ya’ll are ahead of the curve. SHORT SHORTS are IT!

Also, exchanging my previous purchase was so easy breezy. I’ve recently had a nightmare situation w really bad customer service with a different company online and soooo glad this was super fast, easy, and not stressful. Grazi ya’ll are the best!

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D.A.
Jungle Man Jam

Ok... I was slightly apprehensive about the feel and cut of these shorts, but wow was I impressed when I got them and got to be the next HOT slut at the gym. LOL They fit insanely well and give you all the right flexibility in the gym or out for a run. I wear them around the house, out of the house, and plan on wearing them to the beach/pool this summer. You will NOT be disappointed, I'm 5'7 and athletic, so the small size fits perfect - shorter shorts just works better for my proportion. I'm sure the medium would be a safe size but I like the snugger fit.