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The WIFE-LOVER Tank PRESALE
The WIFE-LOVER Tank PRESALE
The WIFE-LOVER Tank PRESALE
The WIFE-LOVER Tank PRESALE
The WIFE-LOVER Tank PRESALE
The WIFE-LOVER Tank PRESALE
The WIFE-LOVER Tank PRESALE
The WIFE-LOVER Tank PRESALE
The WIFE-LOVER Tank PRESALE
The WIFE-LOVER Tank PRESALE
The WIFE-LOVER Tank PRESALE
The WIFE-LOVER Tank PRESALE

The WIFE-LOVER Tank PRESALE

Regular price
$65.00
Sale price
$55.00
Quantity must be 1 or more

113sold of 150

75% funded

Items in production! Will be completed appx 6 weeks from 3/11/20.

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NOTE: This is a PRESALE. Once we close the sale, the tanks go into production and will be complete in approximately 6 weeks. Think of it as a kickstarter for clothes. You get a discount and we get the funds to continue producing new styles as a very small company!
Multiple items will be shipped together unless you order them individually with their own shipping, this includes in-stock items. 
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The Tank For Lovers, Not Fighters*...

We are so effin' excited about this tank. We put a modern and sophisticated spin on an old (and frankly outdated classic). And no bull…BJ gets comments about how cool the tank looks all the time. Because real men don't beat, they LOVE. ♥️💪🏼

Here's how we elevated a classic: 

The Fabric: We found a freaking incredible mid-weight monochrome camo fabric that wicks moisture and holds its shape. It's durable, dries fast, and holds up in the looks department inside or outside of the gym. 

The Cut: This baby highlights the traps, shoulders and chest, while tapering at the waist, but with some breathing room. The old "beaters" are often pretty clingy the waist, not giving much room to enjoy a burrito or ten. Due to the cut and weight of the fabric, it'll perform in the gym by staying in place and soaking up your metabolic juices. 

Colors: We chose three colors that are all neutrals in their own right. Black makes you look like a badass ninja assassin. Olive and camo are like PB&J. And Eggplant…well you all know how BJ feels about THAT. 🍆 🍆🍆🍆🍆

Versatility: It's a simple fact: tanks can look trashy. While you might not be able to show up to a job interview in one of these bad boys, this elevated tank look can easily be worn outside of the gym. And for you ride or dies... it looks great with all of our in-stock bottoms and bottoms to come!

Trust us, you'll want these in every color!

*Okay, maybe the occasional wrestling match happens.

Fabric: 74% Poly 24% Spandex

Care: Machine wash or hand wash cold. Hang drying is going to give you the most longevity for any garment, but you can also tumble dry low.