This short is pure seduction. Adorned with colorful symbols of fertility such as tigers, flowers, and birds, this is a short that makes you significantly more interesting with little effort and more irresistible to humans of all sexes (also tigers –– we found out in a horrific mishap, RIP Geoff). Anyway, just be very careful at the zoo.
Rub your body with half a jar of our body butter, so you're extra slick, bust out the cognac, and slip on this wildly luxurious and sensual pair of shorts and become the most interesting man in the world.
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Early Bird Presale Price (ends 4/19) - $69
Later Bird Presale Price - $75
Full Price - $99
Please note that there is a limited number of presale shorts available, and if at anytime that number is reached, the item will show as SOLD OUT.
Non US Customers: Please order in-stock items separately, or they will ship together (when the entire order is complete).
Why the LungeMan short?
The #LungeMan short is retro gym short, modernized. It doubles as workout shorts & swim trunks. It's perfect for the beach or going poolside, rocking social media like a boss, or having an epic weekend of making bad decisions. And it's built for fit men who never skip #LegDay (hamstrings sold separately).
FEATURES:
- It’s like working out naked, minus the restraining orders.
- The quick-drying fabric stays light, even when wet.
- 4” inseam allows for uninterrupted movement & shows off those #thicc thighs while being just low enough to prevent chaffing.
- The breathable, moisture-wicking mesh liner serves as built-in briefs to hold those brains in place.
- The 4-way stretch fabric fuses high-quality nylon mixed with a precise blend of spandex to make these the most comfortable shorties you've ever worn.
- The thin, low-cut elastic waistband highlights your money-makers without pinching on your belly or love handles.
- There’s no silly drawstring to get in the way of your training or weekend festivities.
- The hidden back pocket with zipper holds your phone, wallet, pre-workout and/or headphones.
- Made in Los Angeles!
Fabric:
Shorts: 82% Nylon, 18% Spandex
Moisture-Wicking Liner: 90% Poly, 10% Spandex
Care instructions:
Hand or machine wash cold. Air dry or tumble dry low. Always rinse after using at beach or pool.
It took me so long to find a pair of shorts like this. Love the length, feel, and color. Worth the price!
This is my second pair of the HOT GYM SLUT short lungemans.. and I love them as expected. Grey is easy to go with everything and the fit was instantly perfect. That’s not common these days, unknowing how things will really fit after their washed and dried.
FUNNY how I just got to see some paparazzi pics of Milo Ventimiglia flashing some really SHORT shorts. Ya’ll are ahead of the curve. SHORT SHORTS are IT!
Also, exchanging my previous purchase was so easy breezy. I’ve recently had a nightmare situation w really bad customer service with a different company online and soooo glad this was super fast, easy, and not stressful. Grazi ya’ll are the best!
Ok... I was slightly apprehensive about the feel and cut of these shorts, but wow was I impressed when I got them and got to be the next HOT slut at the gym. LOL They fit insanely well and give you all the right flexibility in the gym or out for a run. I wear them around the house, out of the house, and plan on wearing them to the beach/pool this summer. You will NOT be disappointed, I'm 5'7 and athletic, so the small size fits perfect - shorter shorts just works better for my proportion. I'm sure the medium would be a safe size but I like the snugger fit.
