You are a MANimal and it's time that the world knew.
Sourced from the rarest of leopards in a small village in the Himalayan Foothills (only
150 127 103 of them left!), our leopard LungeMan short will unleash the inner feline inside of you.
Due to the rare composition of these shorts, there are some disclaimers:
- We suggest for the full effect of these shorts that you maintain intense and constant eye contact with anyone in your field of vision. If they look away, persist.
- Do not wash the shorts, as your own personal man scent must layer atop the leopard musk for maximum attraction.
- Warning: Social distancing will be difficult as you will be at peak sexual attraction and that will entice people to rub against you.
- Make sure to use at least 3 forms of birth control to compensate for increased fertility.
- You may lose friends by wearing these shorts. They will say it's because you're "making me uncomfortable," or "you need to wash those shorts," but it's pure envy.
Shorts: 92% Poly, 8% Spandex
Lining: 75% Nylon, 25% SpandexSize Chart
This season's selection was outstanding. The cut and quality excellent as always and loved the colour options, especially getting to choose both colours and prints. Special mention to the pink...for real men.
This is my second pair of the 4” lunge and hot damn I’m 2 for 2. Really appreciate the quality of the shorts and the print is a drop dead killer. Yo true story I even got my first cat call while running in them….. “Nice thighs handsome!”
BJ, keep doing your thing. I will never own a better pair of fitness clothing. Love you brother ✊🏽