THIS IS A PRESALE. WE REPEAT: A PRESALE. It is not an in-stock item.
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Early Bird: $70
Later Bird: $75
Bold, yet subtle. The Dark Serpent is going to be a staple in your athleisure wardrobe.
EVERY. INCH. COUNTS. It's true, especially when it comes to short shorts. We made a 6" inseam LungeMan for those situations when you need a more conservative short: church, job interviews, funerals, etc.
But we are the home of The 4" LungeMan, so we couldn't stray too far from our mission of showing off the stems. The extra two inches provides a bit more coverage while still showing off dem quads.
We like to say the LungeMan is a 10/10 on the Meat Index, while the LungeMan Long is an 8/10 on the MEATer.
The LungeMan Long has the same features as our classic LungeMan:
- It’s like working out naked, minus the restraining orders.
- The quick-drying fabric stays light, even when wet.
- 6” inseam shows off those #thicc thighs while being a bit more modest than our 4" inseam LungeMan.
- The breathable, moisture-wicking mesh liner serves as built-in briefs to hold those brains in place.
- The 4-way stretch fabric fuses high-quality nylon mixed with a precise blend of spandex to make these the most comfortable shorties you've ever worn.
- The thin, low-cut elastic waistband highlights your money-makers without pinching on your belly or love handles.
- There’s no silly drawstring to get in the way of your training or weekend festivities.
- The hidden back pocket with zipper holds your phone, wallet, pre-workout and/or headphones.
- Made in Los Angeles!
SIZE CHART <— This is gong to provide the best guide for sizing! The shorts are built for athletic legs, so go by waist size and don't size up thinking you will need to make room (unless you DO want them to be loose).